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STUDENT GOVERNMENT REFERENDUM FAILS, EXECUTIVE BOARD SCRAMBLES
There is bedlam in the Campus Center Student Government office as leaders fail to pass the administration’s magnum opus.
Apr 1, 2018
It is April Fools. We have no idea if this happened. The vote has yet to be published.
Update: 1 April 2018
The referendum did, in fact, pass.
Kale Parsley is a fake writer. Don't email him at feedback@thegazelle.org.
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